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Notes and doodles from the LA conference

Friday, August 27th, 2010

Here are my notes from the LA conference (finally). They are a mix and jumble of inspiration and tips on craft and are not direct quotes unless you see quote marks (and even then, a word or two could be missing if they talked faster than I could scribble notes). I would have posted them earlier, but I’ve been traveling. The pictures with this post are the doodles I drew in my notebook while taking notes. There were birds on the cover of the notebook and a bird on the back side of each page, but there weren’t any birds on the front of the pages, you know, where I was writing and would have been able to actually see the birds. So I drew my own birdies on top of and around the little non-birdie flower design.

Birdie Drawings

Birdie Drawings

M.T. Anderson (keynote)

- Does some things just for artistic pleasure, not necessarily for the book or for marketing.

- “Those books that take us away from what we expect show us the world anew.”

- “Don’t be afraid of your eccentricities.”  (Love that quote!)

Courtney Bongiolatti (on boy books)

- Recommended Guys Read website.

- She also recommended that you know your genre. Are you writing Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Mystery, Humorous Mystery, Sports, School Stories, Historical Fiction, Combination of Genres, Relatable, or Out of the Box?

- Boy books should have a boy main character, be about a kid that the reader wants to be like, and have series potential.

Carolyn Mackler (on characters)

- Quirks, details and language help define characters. Make them consistent throughout the book.

- Writing exercise: What does your character keep hidden in their underwear drawer, and if nothing, where do they hide things and what do they hide?

- “Number one challenge is figuring out what to omit. What you omit is more important than what you keep in the story.”

More Birdie Drawings

More Birdie Drawings

E.B. Lewis (keynote)

- “Keep forging forward – there is life after you feel like the inspiration has died.”

- “As artists you need to fill yourself up to overflowing and then give it all back.”

Gail Carson Levine (keynote)

- If a character is going to change, we have to see how it happens (the set up) or understand later how it came to be.

- Grow in the writing – as you write you get to know your characters better and develop them through writing.

- Writing exercise: 3 characters are getting ready for school. How does each one prepare? Reveal the thoughts and feelings of each; they should all be different.

Jon Scieszka (stories across multiple media)

- Websites, blogs, etc. that are mentioned in the book are live and each character has their own online presence. (Talking about his Spaceheadz books.)

- Multimedia platform books are a hard sell even for an established author, but more publishers are starting to look for these books.

- Fully half of his budget for the project goes for online efforts (the publisher pays someone to do the web stuff).

- His books stand alone without the web stuff so that schools and kids without web access can still read and enjoy the books.

Even More Birdie Drawings

Even More Birdie Drawings

Gennifer Choldenko (being your own best editor + keynote)

- “What you experience while you’re writing, we’ll experience as we’re reading.”

- “Every detail must work within the context of the world you created (essential part of every novel, not just fantasy).”

- “To make your novel fulfilling, you have to get to the emotional core.”

- “Start on a new project before revising the last one.” (Need multiple projects/ideas.)

- “Good work takes time and major revisions.”

“If you find yourself not wanting to work on a chapter or a storyline, that’s a clue. Go where the heat is because if the heat is there for you, it will be there for the reader.”

Rachel Vail (keynote)

- Middle grade is where you start to go out and notice the larger world, not just your small family.

- “Life or Death moments are a dime a dozen in middle grade.”

- “Voice sometimes comes later after you’ve done a lot of work/pages.”

- Many middle grade and chapter books have a one act play structure.

The Rest Of The Birdie Drawings

The Rest Of The Birdie Drawings

Linda Sue Park – I was fortunate to be able to take the MG premium workshop with Linda Sue Park. Here are some gems from those sessions:

- In middle grade: “They’re learning that the world isn’t fair. What are they going to do about it? The world isn’t fair, but that doesn’t mean it has to be miserable.”

- Character (for her) has no substance without setting. Mix/balance emotions and setting with what makes them specific vs. what makes them universal. Setting helps make it specific.

- Character should have an internal and an external quest. Internal=what character needs (character development). External=what character wants (plot). Internal quest should be subtle.

- “Story doesn’t take place inside someone’s head; it takes place in the world.”

- Need to think about balance. Stuff can’t always just happen to them – character needs to make things happen. Plot progresses because of choices that the character makes that cause action.

- How much space in your story do you want to give to something out of the character’s control where they can’t act or react? (Probably not much. Example: getting swept down a river.) The reader is waiting for the character to act or react.

- “If your flashback is too long, maybe it’s not a flashback – it’s called flash.”

- Chapters are usually similar size. Short chapters make for quicker read and makes more impact.

- Love the process and what you’re doing. Enjoy the moments and the writing whether you get published or not.

my social networking vacation: the first month

Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010

It’s been a month since my post about taking a vacation from Facebook, Twitter and the BlueBoards! At first the withdrawal was painful. I was itching to see what everyone else was doing and living my life in 140 character spurts (now it’s in longer terms for blog posts). After a month, it’s better. I miss the fun and industry news on Twitter and the community on the BlueBoards, but I’m surviving. I don’t miss Facebook, except for a couple of people I only connect with there. I have heard through the grapevine that I have friend requests, which I don’t know what to do about. I feel awful that I haven’t approved them, but I’m not logging on to Facebook for four months so there’s no way around that. My hope is that people will understand and not be offended.

How am I doing on my goals?

- Exercise: I’m exercising on a regular basis (this is week three)!!! Some days I’m so sore I can barely get out of bed (even though I’m using one pound weenie weights … yeah, I’m that out of shape). I know from the last time that eventually it gets easier (it’s starting to get better). I’ve only lost a couple of pounds but my clothes fit better, so I’m guessing I’ve gained muscle weight.

- Zombies: Almost done revising the beginning! Plus I have a shiny new synopsis that has helped me figure out the ending! I have a ton of writing left before the book is done, but I’m happy with how it’s going.

- Chickens: This is going to be a chapter book graphic novel, or at least that’s what I’m shooting for. I just sent a story overview and three act arc to my critique group. I’m crossing my fingers that they won’t find too many plot problems so I can start writing and drawing (actually, I already started, but knowing if the story works will help me keep going).

- Blogging: Still working on how often to blog and how to fit it into my schedule. Lots of planned blog posts haven’t happened either because I didn’t have time or I thought they weren’t that interesting (in otherwords, posting to my blog all the things I wanted to Tweet about seems like a bad idea).

- Visiting Blogs: I thought I’d be visiting blogs all the time now, but I’ve only visited a few. The first week I stayed away because I didn’t want a new obsession (or actually an old obsession – blogs were my time kryptonite before I found Twitter). Then I got involved in my projects. Since I’m not online much, I don’t think about going online just to read blogs.

- Having a life offline and away from work: This is starting to happen now that the crazy deadlines are done (meaning all the stuff I was neglecting because I was online all the time).

- Reading: No novels yet, but I’m almost caught up with my Writer’s Digest magazines and SCBWI Bulletins. Novels are next on my list; I can’t wait!

- Art: I finished my cats wearing hats picture. I’m also working on my chicken graphic novel and new pieces for my portfolio, as well as creating art for the ripple project (all proceeds from the sale of art goes to help animals affected by the gulf oil spill). Two of my paintings are still up for sale ($10 each) with new artwork available later this week!

That’s what I’ve been up to the last month … well that and wondering about all the fun stuff and news that I’ve missed.

How’s your summer going so far?

Twitter, Facebook, and BlueBoard vacation

Saturday, May 22nd, 2010

Twitter, Facebook and the BlueBoards are great for connecting with people and finding out what’s going on in the publishing world. It’s like one big party at three adjoining houses, and it never stops. Woohoo! Party! Except … it’s hard to work when there’s a party going on. Some people are able to be creative in the middle of chaos (including me several years ago). These days that’s not me. I need a block of time to think about and talk with my characters before telling their stories. The more time I’m at the party, the harder it is to be creative.

It’s time for me to jump off the party boat; my vacation is from now until September 22nd.* Four whole months. (Yikes!)

However, I’m not going to disappear altogether. I’m staying off those three sites, but I’ll be blogging, checking email, and reading blogs. (Although I won’t be reading blogs on a blog reader, friends list, or follow list, because those are as addictive as Twitter for me.) When I have time, I’ll go see what friends are up to on their blogs. A few minutes here and there throughout the week is a good way to keep in touch, and hopefully manageable (crossing my fingers).

See you in blogworld or on email this summer! I’ll miss being at the parties, but I’ve decided to spend my summer writing, drawing, reading, and trying to reach my goals. At the end of the four months, I hope to be done with my zombie novel and have a finished (or almost finished) graphic novel starring a chicken named Daria. I’m also hoping to get in shape (a.k.a. lose all the weight I gained while I was injured) and spend more time with my husband (actually having fun in the real world, instead of online).

What are your summer plans? Have you ever taken or contemplated a break from online fun? Did it work for you?

*Unless, of course, I go crazy and decide that I can’t live without Twitter and the BlueBoards (I can probably live without Facebook). BTW, I had a hard time posting this because, as much as I want to do it, I don’t want to leave the party!

Update: Here’s my one month check in post.

living with no regrets, as long as you’re not in a horror movie

Tuesday, May 18th, 2010

We’d all like to live our lives with no regrets. Unfortunately, we’re not always in charge of our destiny. It’s hard to avoid food poisoning (cookies laced with salmonella, anyone?), and you really don’t want to be that person in the horror movie that’s obviously marked for death. For instance, this poor guy just heard a noise in his basement in the middle of the night.What should he do? Should he go down to the basement?

What's that noise?

"What's that noise?"

Go ahead, try screaming, “Don’t go into the basement!” He won’t listen; they never do. In horror movies, people ALWAYS go down to the basement and end up getting their heads chopped off. This is the kind of thing that we can control. Weighing the option of calling the cops vs. getting killed by an axe murderer BEFORE going down to the basement could save many lives (that is, if you’re in a horror movie, if not, go ahead, go see what the noise in the basement is – I’ll just stay upstairs where it’s safe).

By the way, the guy in the picture above has a happy ending. There are no scary monsters or axe murderers in his basement, it’s just his cat, and she’s friendly.

A long time ago (seriously, it was back in the dark ages when most people weren’t on the internet yet), my mantra was, “No Regrets.” At the time, it was a way to make sure that I didn’t make any really stupid decisions (after having made a couple of big ones, due to not thinking before I leaped into things). It worked. I started making better decisions about what I wanted to do with my life, moved on, and forgot about my mantra because I didn’t need it anymore.

Recently, I decided to dust off my old saying and re-claim it for a different purpose – to help me reach my goals. Thinking, “No Regrets,” can help me watch how I spend my time and keep me from wasting too much of it (crossing my fingers this will work). It can also help me steadily work towards goals (a.k.a. things I would regret if I didn’t try to do).

Or at least that’s my plan. My biggest enemy is all the shiny objects* floating around me, well that and the pull of those noises in the basement.

Do you have a mantra? What is it? If you don’t, how do you stay focused on your goals and avoid the shiny objects that glimmer all around you?

*Shiny objects are things that pull you away from what you are currently doing to chase after something new, or fun, or interesting, or mind numbing, or … oooh, shiny!

keep the good parts, ditch the rest

Wednesday, May 5th, 2010

It’s easy to get attached to a story or a painting when you like one tiny part of it, even if the rest of it is horrible. Sometimes it’s best to keep the good parts and jettison the awful bits.

For writing, consider keeping a file with good lines and scenes that are available to use in a future story. If you want to keep the original, you can, but pull out the good lines so that you can find them if you have an idea how to make it work, or how to use them in a different story.

For art, if it’s so awful that you want to rip it up (we’ve all been there), consider cutting out the part you like before you rip up the rest of it. You never know when you might be able to use that image again, or if it will spark an idea for a new painting or a graphic novel.

Here are two of my latest saves (from when I went through old art files and tossed the scary pictures):

Seagull Soaring

Seagull Soaring

I really love this seagull because he’s the best seagull I’ve ever painted and because he reminds me of the beach. Some day I might find a story or painting to put him in, or I’ll just continue to enjoy this little bit that I saved from an awful painting.

Cozy Little House

Cozy Little House

I liked this house too much to get rid of it. You can probably tell from the colors that the painting turned out really dark, or at least the rest of it did. This little detail was light enough to save.  Maybe someone that lives at this house will go to the beach to visit the seagull some day.

Remember to save your favorite bits when you kill your awful stories and pictures. Even if they never make it into another story or picture, at least they can still make you smile :)

Grammar Cheat Sheet

Monday, May 3rd, 2010

Several of my friends are self-proclaimed grammar nerds. Yay for them, but diagramming sentences seems like torture to me. I don’t want to think about it unless I have to, or unless I’m listening to School House Rock. Are you a grammar nerd, or a non-grammar nerd?

Here’s a grammar cheat sheet for all the non-grammar nerds, with links to School House Rock videos! (Note: this is a really simple cheat sheet. For more information, watch the School House Rock videos and grab a copy of Elements of Style.)

Adjectives: used to modify nouns

Adverbs: used to modify verbs

Conjunctions: connect words, phrases, clauses, and sentences

Interjections: words and phrases that express emotion (set apart from the sentence with an exclamation point or comma)

Nouns: a person, place or thing

Prepositions*: link a word or phrase to other words in a sentence (usually indicating a spatial relationship)

Pronouns: replace a noun or proper noun

Subjects and Predicates: The subject is a noun (who or what the sentence is about). The predicate is a verb (the action the subject takes).

Verbs: express action, being, or state of being

What’s your favorite School House Rock song? Mine is Conjunction Junction (the noun and verb songs tie for second favorite).

* I don’t remember the preposition song/video, which is probably why prepositions are easier for me to use than define.  Do you remember the preposition song or video?

Multitasking and Achieving Your Dreams (plus a WIP excerpt)

Friday, April 30th, 2010

I’ve been thinking about time management a lot lately, while watching TV*, spending time online and working on my zombie novel. Apparently all this multitasking seeped into my WIP,** in the form of my subconscious, telling me to get my BIC*** and concentrate on my writing. What’s the line from my WIP?

Unfortunately, things that you want to be real are usually dreams, and things that you hope are nightmares can turn out to be real.

Yep. Even the zombies are telling me I need to concentrate on one thing and work at it to make my dreams come true (otherwise they will only remain dreams and the nightmare will be reality). Not everyone would read the sentence and think it means more BIC time, however, I know how my Muse works. It’s telling me that if I don’t do what it wants, it will abandon me to my Evil Inner Editor, and I don’t want that. Seriously. My Evil Inner Editor is a shape-shifting demon that turns into what currently scares me. He uses that form to bash my ideas and writing skills, which turns me into a puddle of jelly. Nobody wants to be around a blob of jelly with eyes, especially when it’s mint jelly. [Shudder.]

Help, I've been turned into a mint jelly blob! Again.

Help, I've been turned into a mint jelly blob! Again.

Is multitasking always such a bad thing? No.****

When multitasking works:
If you’re multitasking and still getting your work done and spending quality time with your family, then congratulations, whatever you’re doing is working! (How do you make it all work?)

When multitasking doesn’t work:
If you’re unable to get your work done because you’re unable to concentrate, or if the only time you spend time with your family is when you’re ignoring them because you’re doing several other things at the same time, it might be a problem.

Tips for slowing down and single-tasking:

+ Concentrate on one thing at a time.
(This could help speed things up, improve the quality of your work, or allow you to finally complete your project. You might even enjoy what you’re doing more, too.)

+ Handle things only once, if possible.
(Respond to emails after reading them, read articles, magazines or newspapers, then file them or get rid of them.)

+ Have a schedule.
(Use each scheduled time for the activity you’ve chosen, so you know you can concentrate on that one thing. You also don’t have to fit in other things because you know you’ve scheduled them for later.)

Tips for times when multitasking is necessary:

+ Use TV commercial breaks to get things done.
(Load the dishwasher, read an article, or write an email during breaks. Try to do activities that can be easily picked up again if you don’t finish before the show comes back on.)

Moo TV.

Moo TV.

+ Use multiple updates.
(Sometimes you can update several online things at once, like Twitter and Facebook.)

+ Watch your favorite shows during meal times.
(This doesn’t work for everyone, or for all the meals you eat each day, but it can work. It allows you to keep watching your favorite shows and not feel guilty about the time spent watching them.)

+ Do something that takes brainpower at the same time as something mindless.
(For instance, listen to a book on tape while you clean the house, or have game night with the family while your 300 page ms is printing out in the next room … just make sure you’ve loaded enough paper in the printer.)

Do what you can and don’t feel guilty.
Sometimes chaos gets the upper hand. We can always get order back if we slow down to figure out what’s important and plan how to make our dreams a reality. If all else fails, remember that writing is easier than crab fishing. Illustrating is too.

* I watch a lot of TV, probably too much. However, you can learn things about writing while watching TV, promise! (I recently posted about watching TV and writing: Are your characters like TV characters?Writing story and characters by watching TV. – Writing is easier than crab fishing.)
** WIP = Work In Progress
*** BIC = Butt In Chair (which is where you have to be to get your work done)
**** I’m not an expert on multitasking. I’ve just been thinking about it a lot lately. I also blogged about Time Management Tips and Managing Online Time. I was trying to find solutions that work for me and might help others.

writing is easier than crab fishing

Thursday, April 29th, 2010

I wasn’t planning on this being TV week on the blog, but it’s turning out that way. Tuesday was about Boston Legal (or how Denny Crane is like Sheila the Zombie Cheerleader), yesterday was about The West Wing (and what TV can teach us about writing story and characters), and today is about The Deadliest Catch (which is harder than any job I’ve ever had). Tune in tomorrow, for multitasking and achieving your dreams, while watching TV (or at least that’s what I think it will be about).

The Deadliest Catch

I love watching The Deadliest Catch (even though I’m not a huge reality TV show person). If you’ve never seen the show, it’s about a bunch of guys that go crab fishing in the Bering Sea. Doesn’t sound too bad, does it? Except that the Bering Sea, in the middle of winter is the last place that most people would want to be. Most of the time it’s freezing cold, add to that ice, snow and storms. Working on a crab boat in those conditions is not easy, or at least it doesn’t look easy. I’ve never tried it. Sometimes the guys work for 50 hours (or more) straight, without sleep. Oh yeah, and people yell at each other a lot (you would too, if you were stuck on a small boat in the middle of the sea for months at a time).

There’s a reason they call this show The Deadliest Catch. It’s a dangerous job and people die doing it. Boats sink in clam waters and rough seas. During storms, waves wash over the deck drenching the guys that are out there pulling pots (metal traps used to catch crab). A huge wave could knock them off their feet, dragging them off the boat. It’s so cold in the water that they can only last a few moments, and that’s if they are wearing survival suits. Without them, people don’t usually survive a dip in the Bering Sea.

Why would anyone want to be a crab fisherman on the Bering Sea? Some of the guys that go crab fishing say they love it. Others say that if someone says they love it, they’re lying. It’s all about the money. The crab fishermen make decent money for a few months of work, and they should. Every time they go out to fish, they’re risking their lives.

Every time I watch this show, I’m happy that I’m an author and artist and not a crab fisherman. Every time. In this illustration, the fish is writing and illustrating children’s and YA books, the crab is, me, if I had to go crab fishing.

Which one are you, carpe diem or crabe diem?

Which one are you, carpe diem or crabe diem?

Do you watch the show? Whether you do, or not, would you want to be a crab fisherman on the Bering Sea?

I think it might be fun to try it … not the real thing, but the video game, which can be played in the middle of winter, from the safety of your nice, warm house.

Update: Sig Hansen (captain of the Northwestern) was on Leno tonight! And he wants to be on Dancing with the Stars!! OMG! Ha! Go here to help (FaceBook page to show fan support).

p.s. Sig and Edgar Hansen are my favorites on The Deadliest Catch.

writing story and characters by watching TV (especially the West Wing)

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

This is a blast from the past blog post, originally written on November 15, 2008. I got the West Wing box set recently as a gift, which made me think about how great it was for learning how to write story and characters. (It was great for emotion too … I might have to do a future WW post.)

You can learn a lot about writing from watching TV, especially The West Wing (one of my all time favorite TV shows).

If you take the politics out of the show, you can concentrate on the writing (some of you are probably saying that’s impossible; the whole show is about politics, but I assure you, it’s possible). Politics is only a backdrop, the premise behind the show, along with exploring who the players in Washington are, what the issues are, what it’s like to work at the White House. However, politics is not the main point of the show. Honestly.

The West Wing is really about the characters, who they are and how they interact with those around them. We care about the characters after the first show, and continue to care about them for several seasons. Plus there are a ton of major characters to care about. It’s not just one or two. Even the minor characters are important. Think about how you might pull off a novel with a huge ensemble cast, with many main players and several key secondary players. Could you do it?

How did they create such great characters and make us care about all of them? They did it by making the characters think, act and feel like real people, with great stories, real problems, and realistic dialog (and good actors too). We care about the characters because they’re flawed and because we get to see their good and bad sides. We get to see them on incredible highs and rock bottom lows; we see their whole range of emotions. There are no cookie cutter characters or continuously happy people on this show, and there shouldn’t be in your writing either.

The West Wing is not just about the characters; it’s also about the stories. Yes, many of them involve politics, but not always in the way that you’d think. In the very first episode, Sam, the Deputy White House Communications Director, accidentally sleeps with a call girl, which could be a political nightmare for the administration, not to mention embarrassing to him. (Sam met a cute girl at the bar and went home with her; he didn’t know she was a call girl, but that won’t matter in public opinion.) What actions might your characters take that could wreak havoc on the world around them? Do they do them on purpose? Or do they not realize what they’ve done until it’s too late?

+ The West Wing has excellent stories, sometimes several in one episode. Some of the stories carry over into following episodes and some of them wrap up in one show, but they manage to keep all the plots and subplots working at once.

+ If you’re writing series books, watching TV could be a really great way to see how to do single episode and longer story arcs at the same time, while keeping your readers interested in what’s going on at any given time. The West Wing is one of the best shows to study for this.

If you haven’t seen The West Wing, don’t take my word for it. Go rent the DVDs (or buy them if you have some $), or watch them on Bravo like I do. If you deconstruct the episodes, or even just watch them for entertainment, you’re bound to learn something about characters and stories and how to make them work.

If you have seen the show, think about this:

+ How many of you wish you could write a love story like the one between Josh and Donna? Or write the love story between Danny and C.J.? These start at the very beginning of the series and aren’t finished until the end of the show (it ran for 7 seasons and 156 episodes – that’s a long time to stretch out a romance and make people still care what happens).

+ What about writing Charlie’s* story? When his mom dies, he postpones college to take care of his little sister. He goes to the White House to get a job as a messenger and ends up being personal aide to the President. Then he dates the President’s daughter, which riles up the hate groups because Charlie’s black, the Zoey is white. The President and Josh get shot instead of Charlie when the hate groups target him. Later in the series, he was able to finish college and move into a new position as Deputy Special Assistant to the Chief of Staff.

+ How about Leo, the Chief of Staff? He’s a recovering alcoholic and drug addict who helps one of his friends get elected to the Presidency. Then his past drug addiction is made public knowledge, which puts that friend in political jeopardy. At the end of the series, Leo ends up running for VP with the next President.

Hope this gave you some food for thought or at least an excuse to watch more TV.

* One last thing, remember Charlie? Originally his character was only supposed to be on for a few episodes; he ended up being on all 7 seasons. It shows how a minor character in your story can end up taking on a more important role than you had originally envisioned.

Are your characters like TV characters?

Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

This is a blast from the past blog post, originally written on November 12, 2008. It’s about a character in the novel I’m currently writing (back then Sheila was the main character, but now she’s the MCs best friend, which is much better for the story).

Denny Crane and Sheila the Zombie Cheerleader

Have you ever wondered what TV, movie or book character your children’s book character is most like? Me neither, but last night while watching Boston Legal,* I realized that Sheila the Zombie Cheerleader is a lot like Denny Crane.** (Scary, huh?) We watched the Nov. 3rd show last night (we’re behind in our TV watching). There’s a great paintball fight between Alan Shore and Denny Crane, and that’s when I started to think about Sheila and Denny.

I’m a Boston Legal fan. It’s a zany, wacky, TV show that pushes boundaries and buttons. It really makes you think, while at the same time making you laugh at the absurdity of the characters on the show. Unfortunately, this is the last season for Boston Legal.

For those that know the show, you’re probably scratching your heads right now wondering why in the world I would compare my children’s book character to someone like Denny. For those of you that haven’t watched the show, Denny is a skirt-chasing lawyer with a huge ego that likes to get his own way and shoot at people when he doesn’t. Denny is also a loveable oddball that feels bad when people don’t like him or he gets left out and he’s very loyal to his friends. Oh, and Denny has “Mad Cow.” The show hasn’t made it clear exactly what “Mad Cow” is, but they’ve offered some hints and theories. It could be Alzheimer’s, actual Mad Cow Disease, or just Denny trying to get attention. Most likely it’s some combination of two or three of those things.

How Sheila the Zombie Cheerleader is Like Denny Crane:

< Denny loves to say his name really loud, “Denny Crane!”
+ Sheila loves to say, “Eat Your Brains!” which sounds a lot like “Denny Crane.”

< Denny is a skirt-chaser. He likes to flirt and loves it when women pay him attention.
+ Sheila loves to chase people and make them scream. She loves attention and hates being ignored.

< Denny likes to get his own way, and if he doesn’t, he shoots his gun.
+ Sheila likes to get her own way, and if she doesn’t, she threatens to eat your brains.

< Denny has “Mad Cow” and sometimes uses that as an excuse to do what he wants.
+ Sheila is a zombie and sometimes uses that as an excuse to do what she wants.

< Denny justifies his actions with irrational reasoning so people won’t know why he’s really doing things.
+ Sheila is afraid of lots of things, which seems irrational, but she has her reasons, and they’re good ones (usually). Most zombies aren’t afraid of anything.

< Despite all these things, you can’t help but like Denny Crane. He’s flawed, but he’s also human.
+ You can’t help liking Sheila, either. She’s flawed, but she’s as human as you can get, even if she is a zombie.

Who is your character like?

* The Boston Legal series is over – no new episodes ever. :( However you can watch reruns on a couple of channels! :) Check local TV listings.

** After this blog post, I realized that Sheila the Zombie Cheerleader is really the older, zombie version of Kitty, a character I created as a child. I never imagined that my beloved stuffed cat (with a huge attitude and a mouth like a five-year-old sailor) would grow up to be a zombie cheerleader!